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The Genetic Science Entry For - You Have Two Cows
2005-04-20 07:39:00Genetic Science
You have two cows. One has been infused with genetic components from the cocoa plant. That cow produces chocolate milk. One has been infused with genetic components from the coffee plant. That cow produces latte's. Starbucks buys both and makes you sign a non-disclosure agreement.
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